G. Digger

G. Digger. Digger probably has a real name, but no one remembers it. He's been the town grave digger since before everyone else in town was. While the Awk citizens do seem to have more misfortune than other towns their size, there simply isn't enough grave digging to do to keep Digger in a full time job or to keep him entertained. He just loves to dig. If you have a project that needs a digger, Digger is your man. Especially if the hole you need is about 6'X6'X3'. He won't tell a soul what you fill it with. He's also available for digging things up and relocating them. If you have need of such a task.