In case you didn't know it, pouring Skim Milk into your Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berry Cereal makes it healthy.
That pain you feel in your chest is your heart clapping.
(Man, my diet has gone to hell.)
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1 comment:
ROFL! Heart clapping! Can't stop laughing.
Btw, your comment on the clown post was EXTREMELY helpful, seriously. I hadn't even thought of the make-up thing and showing her what clowns even are! I do super appreciate the logic that you brought!
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