I had a dream that I worked out really hard for a while and
managed to get the top two segments of my abdominal muscles (rectus abdominis)
in shape. So I had a two pack and below
that I had my normal gut. In my dream
the two pack was smooth, but the rest of my gut and chest were hairy. So I guess I just shaved the part of my
stomach that I was proud of.
Anyway, I showed my two pack to my wife and she was not
impressed. In fact, she was a little
jealous that I was getting in shape faster than her. For the record, on the average of our
marriage my wife has been in shape FAR MORE than I ever have.
So, that’s it. It
wasn’t a stellar dream this time. No
revelations about Tom Cruise or David Bowie or Joey Ramone. Just a short snippet predicting a future
where I manage to work out enough to whip 2% of my body into shape.
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