Friday, June 20, 2008

Ha Yah!

Most people don't know about my lethal karate chop. One whack and you're dead. Bam! I've never even taken karate. I have no formal or informal training. It's just a natural gift. I swing my flat hand and woe to the people in its way.

I wouldn't say I'm a superhero. My power, if you can call it a power, is pretty easy to counter. Just stay out of the reach of my wicked hand. There's no need to kill me just because you want to be some kind of super villain.

I can't fly. I can't see through the future or into your underpants. All I got is this karate chop thing, which is pretty cool, but won't do you any harm. So... there.

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