1039

Yay! We've reached 1039 visitors!

Is it obvious that I completely missed the 1000 milestone. What a loser.

So look, if you were visitor 1000 you deserve something. Not something big or important, mind you, but something. Maybe an autograph on loose leaf paper or a drawing or something.

So, just name what you feel like you deserve.
Then I'll come up with a list of reason why I cannot do it.
Then you'll name something similar, only slightly more reasonable.
Then we will begin what is called haggling. But don't get discouraged, as though you will never receive anything, like with those money back rebates. I will give you something. I have a whole collection of pens that don't write. We'll find something.