Chocolate Mint is an abomination; an unholy coupling of good and evil. Why? Why would anyone ever combine these two things. It's like mixing milk and mud. Pizza and used diaper. And it's totally unholy.
Don't pretend you don't know.
Don't pretend you didn't learn it in Sunday school.
Licoricicus 9, verse 3:
And the Lord said to his people, it is unholy and an sin for chocolate to combine with mint. Mint is an unclean whore. With pustules and boogers. And filthy, nasty drippy places. But chocolate is good wholesome yumminess. It has antioxidants like oranges and should be eaten at every opportunity. And just as it is wrong for whores to lie with delicious oranges. So also should not mint be never mixed with chocolate neither too.
(it loses something in the translation).
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