Lazy

It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day. A day that everyone should work hard to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. Whoever their respective "man" might be. Could be a woman, I suppose.

I didn't have work today so I slept in until 11:15.

I know what you're thinking... Not exactly the kind of industrious attitude that will loose me from this life of mediocrity. But I turned it around.

I said, "Michael, how can you be so lazy? How can you just sleep most of the morning away with a clear conscience?"

So I set the alarm for 12:00 noon and went back to sleep. I slept the whole morning away, and the man can just eat it!

I'm not doing anything half-assed anymore.