Glamour Mag

This month has Drew Berrymore on the cover.

Now, I know I am by no means the first person to point this kind of thing out, but it struck me as funny this morning as I was taking a leak and Drew was looking at me with her almost sentient eyes. The cover of this particular magazine reads:

Your Fantasy Issue:
How to get Flawless Skin,
Perfect Hair,
Washboard Abs,
And a man who likes you the way you are.

I can't even make jokes about this. It's no fun.