Letter 9

Dear [adult swim],

The following events are based on a true commercial:

Twin girls sit at a table recounting their mystical experience.

Twin 1: Last week me and a couple of friends were desperately hungry, so we into Karl's Chicken Nuggest Barn.

Twin 2: The one off Second Avenue and King.

Twin 1: And they have these new all white meat chicken nuggets.

Twin 2: Made from whole pieces of chicken; not processed.

Twin 1: So I ordered some with barbecue sauce.

Twin 2: Which is full of carbs and totally against our diet.

Twin 1: Anyway, I dipped a nugget in the sauce and boom...

Twin 2: All the way across town... I... tasted... the nugget!

Twin 1: Meanwhile, I got a mouthful of Jason Dooglesbee.

Twin 2: The chicken nuggets were way better.

Twin 1: (twirling hair) I don't know.

Twin 2: -gasp- Oh that's so funny.

Twin 1: We are so bonded.

Twin 2: Totally.

Michael
March 4, 2007

WARNING: The following apology contains the word BLOW JOB! If you or a friend is likely to be offended by the word BLOW JOB, then you should discontinue reading now.

Apology: Dear reader: I would like to apologize for the gratuitous use of the word blow job in the preceeding warning. It won't happen exactly the same way again.